Ninjas. Sharp flying objects. Grenades. American footballers.
What the truck?
What the truck?
So I hopped off the boat and on to the dock. It was chaotic. Everyone was running away from where I was standing. I decided to join them. I saw this guy, wearing a blue Ancient Chinese Emperor suit. He was big and he had a Samurai sword in his right hand. He ran towards the dock and the red emperor was just standing there. The blue emperor stabbed him in the gut.
And down goes the red emperor.
I turned to this lady and said, "Our king is dead! The guy killed him."
The lady went, "Shh... Be quiet."
A bunch of Malay boys started shouting, "Merdeka!"
The lady grabbed my hand and brought me into the woods. She told me that I had to be protected. She gripped my left hand and we ran. I didnt think she knew someone was following us. It was a guy in white shirt and black pants. I had a feeling he was Chinese.
Me: Someone's following us.
Lady: We have to run faster! *runs faster*
Me: He's fast! Just five feet away from us. And I cant see his face!
Probably because his head was turned 180 degrees. I could only see the back of his head. But his body was facing us. That was a creepy sight.
After a while, the guy stopped. He stood there just watching us. I could see his face this time and I was right, he was Chinese. We ran faster but it felt like there was an invisible wall in our tracks. The guy laughed.
Guy: You cant go through that thing. Here, this way.
He brought us around this huge tree and we came to a bridge. We were under it and the guy started planting something near this tree next to the bridge. I saw a guy all dressed in a black ninja suit at the other side of the bridge. I was amazed. But at the same time, I was scared he might attack. So I whispered to the lady, "Ninja! Ninja! Ninja!"
BOOM !
Apparently the guy we were with was planting a grenade near the tree. He was bombing the ninjas and they fell into the river. The ninjas didnt get hurt. Doi, they're ninjas, what do you expect? Stupid Frank.
The ninjas started throwing shiny sharp objects at us. You know those sharp things, right? They hurt you but they never hurt the ninjas even though they fly back. Useless. So I jumped up and down to dodge them. Surprisingly, I was awesome. I didnt get hurt. I was running towards this building when I saw one ninja and I thought, "Damn, that ninja is cute!"
And he threw a sharp object at me. I jumped but it hit my neck. It didnt hurt at all. I took it out of my skin and threw it back at him.
Suddenly, a bunch of American footballers ran out of the building and started attacking the ninjas. They attacked me too. I guess, we're all enemies here. I saw one American guy raping a girl. I started hitting him with a big fish. (No idea where the fish came from) But the half naked girl seemed excited. Whoops, I guess he wasnt raping her. They ran into a room and the other American guys joined them. I sorta had an idea what they were planning to do. Gangbang.
So I ran out and slammed the door. The ninjas ran to me and started jumping up and down, laughing at the Americans. They cheered in victory.
And down goes the red emperor.
I turned to this lady and said, "Our king is dead! The guy killed him."
The lady went, "Shh... Be quiet."
A bunch of Malay boys started shouting, "Merdeka!"
The lady grabbed my hand and brought me into the woods. She told me that I had to be protected. She gripped my left hand and we ran. I didnt think she knew someone was following us. It was a guy in white shirt and black pants. I had a feeling he was Chinese.
Me: Someone's following us.
Lady: We have to run faster! *runs faster*
Me: He's fast! Just five feet away from us. And I cant see his face!
Probably because his head was turned 180 degrees. I could only see the back of his head. But his body was facing us. That was a creepy sight.
After a while, the guy stopped. He stood there just watching us. I could see his face this time and I was right, he was Chinese. We ran faster but it felt like there was an invisible wall in our tracks. The guy laughed.
Guy: You cant go through that thing. Here, this way.
He brought us around this huge tree and we came to a bridge. We were under it and the guy started planting something near this tree next to the bridge. I saw a guy all dressed in a black ninja suit at the other side of the bridge. I was amazed. But at the same time, I was scared he might attack. So I whispered to the lady, "Ninja! Ninja! Ninja!"
BOOM !
Apparently the guy we were with was planting a grenade near the tree. He was bombing the ninjas and they fell into the river. The ninjas didnt get hurt. Doi, they're ninjas, what do you expect? Stupid Frank.
The ninjas started throwing shiny sharp objects at us. You know those sharp things, right? They hurt you but they never hurt the ninjas even though they fly back. Useless. So I jumped up and down to dodge them. Surprisingly, I was awesome. I didnt get hurt. I was running towards this building when I saw one ninja and I thought, "Damn, that ninja is cute!"
And he threw a sharp object at me. I jumped but it hit my neck. It didnt hurt at all. I took it out of my skin and threw it back at him.
Suddenly, a bunch of American footballers ran out of the building and started attacking the ninjas. They attacked me too. I guess, we're all enemies here. I saw one American guy raping a girl. I started hitting him with a big fish. (No idea where the fish came from) But the half naked girl seemed excited. Whoops, I guess he wasnt raping her. They ran into a room and the other American guys joined them. I sorta had an idea what they were planning to do. Gangbang.
So I ran out and slammed the door. The ninjas ran to me and started jumping up and down, laughing at the Americans. They cheered in victory.
That has gotta be the most random dream ever.
2 comments:
HAHAHHAHA ♥your dream man!
cis man! ur dream giler lawak AHAHAHAHA
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